SoMeThInG bO LiAo tO ShArE

Hurray!!!!! Friday night is the night!!! I am getting more and more excited as the time passes by because its getting nearer and nearer to Friday. Yes! Yes! Yes! DeViLsBaR, here I come!!! You all can't blame me for my great reactions because I have not cheong for two whole weeks liaoz. Even if you all can't stand me, I also don't care because I FEEL HAPPY CAN LIAOZ! Wahahahahaha.... I went Wendy's house last night to try out some tops for tomorrow night. Its the comeback of the three sibeh-chio-eh siao char bohs! Anyway, I have found what I wanted to wear. The three chio bu will be dressing up and we gonna be the chio-est in DeViLsBaR tomorrow night lor. Eh eh eh, pls dun puke hor. If you don't believe, do check out the pics which we will be uploading after our night's out at DeViLsBaR. By the way, being in bo liao mode today, I have found something bo liao to share with all of you. Happy luffing and enjoy your Thursday! Before I end, I have something to tell all of you. THANK GOD IS FRIDAY TOMORROW!!!! TABLE, TABLE, TABLE!!!!

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SINGLISH VS ENGISH

Use Singlish, it's so much economical n effective-Compare n See :-p

When Going Shopping
Britains: I'm sorry sir but we don seem 2 haf the sweater u want in ur size, but if u gif me a moment, i can call the other outlets 4 u.
S'poreans: No Stock!

When returning a Call
Britains: Hello, this is Mr Bean. Did anyone page me a few moments ago?
S'poreans: Hello, who page?

When someone is in the way
Britains: Excuse me, i'd like 2 get by. Would u please make way?
S'poreans: Lai, siam! or Siam hor! or Skius!(excuse)

When someone offers to pay
Britains: Hey, put ur wallet away, this drink's on me.
S'poreans: no need lah!

When asking for permission
Britains: Excuse me, but do u think it would be possible 4 me 2 enter through this door?
S'poreans: (While pointing at the door) Can pass or not?

When asking to be excused
Britains: If u would excuse me 4 a moment, i have 2 go 2 the gents/ladies. Carry on without me, it would onli take a moment
S'poreans: Go toilet! Buay tahan liao...

When doubting someone
Britains: I don't recall u giving me the money.
S'poreans: Got meh?

When disagreeing on a topic of discussion
British: Err. Tom, i have 2 stop u there. I understand where u r coming from but i really have 2 disagree wif wat u said about the policy
S'poreans: Talk cock lah u!

When asking someone to lower their voice
Britains: Excuse me, but could u lower ur voice, i'm trying 2 concentrate over here.
S'poreans: Eh, Tiam leh!

When asking someone if he or she noes u
Britains: Excuse me, but i noticed u staring at me 4 some time. Do i noe u?
S'poreans: See wat see?! Buay Song ah!

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Is she speaking English???

Wahahahaha... this one sibeh funny. Her English damn power sial!

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